So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
