I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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