butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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