she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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