Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
whose parrot is this?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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