Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We are two peas in an std pod
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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