And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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