i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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