ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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