i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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