How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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