just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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