ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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