Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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