grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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