i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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