David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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