hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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