i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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