I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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