glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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