I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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