is your mom at the bar?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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