I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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