: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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