physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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