Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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