there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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