That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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