We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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