the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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