do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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