so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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