If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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