I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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