CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dear god my vagina.
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