he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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