Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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