I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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