If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think