And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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