yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you traded sex for a burrito?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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