I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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