So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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