i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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