he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
The air taste purple.
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