he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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