even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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