Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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