Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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