Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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