he wants to bone in the snuggie
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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