youre lurking in front of me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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