I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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