I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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